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Funny stuff..but not really

some stuff we thought was hilarious
what were we thinking....

*- "mrs ernst..you forgot to call your husband back"
 
*- "mr ellis, you have the bone structure of a 50 year old woman!"
 
*- woah those are big trees
 
*- "who made this?"
"..anna made it"
"hahaha!!"
"..what?"
"annamadeit!"
"...what??!"
"ANIMATED!!!"
".....hahaha..... ohhhhhh!"
 
*- everyone eats chips differently..I break them with my tongue
 
*- hmm..once i put a caterpillar down my pants...and it never came out..
 
*- oh i can tell you alllll about crowbars
 
*-"i barely recognized you..actually i don't recognize you at all!..annnways.."
 
*-"hah..these poems are like death poe.....OH GOD, THESE ARE DEATH POEMS!"
 
*-so are we going bandit style?
 
*-shake what your momma gave ya!
 
*-i cant explain that....
 
*-watching a dating story...well, i heard she was white
 
*-theres a lot of schools around here..................i think
 
*-WHAT DO WE DO?!
 
*-the cows are laying down...what does this mean!?
 
*-"wanna go watch the movie?"
"....yeah..."
".............k"
 
*-"lets go camping"
"we need an adult..."
"hahahahahahaha"
"....no seriously, we need an adult."

*-its like theyre saying flip flop
but HOW do you know which is flip and which is flop?
 
*-and then he comes in..and then he goes out..and then he comes in..and then he goes out
 
*-"give her a kiss"......."just a handshake"
 
*-"shes wearing an army sweater..the ones we wore jet boating"
"oh yeah..we wore those..to jet boating"
 
*- 'your hair is long..i'm gonna pee on it'
 
*-" i like butterscotch"
"yes...and we're all better people for knowing that"
 
*-all they wanna do is hang out...and you KNOW what i mean! ;o)
 
*-"whos pacey? is that jenn? which ones jack?" 
"you wouldnt last a day on the creek"
 
*- OHHHH....my freezer stands up............................................... :o|.......sits down.
 
*-no, you wouldnt be a gross girl AND a gross guy...so yeah, we'd be hot as hell
 
*-driving hurts my arms!...............dont tell anyone..

*-You cant SELL lice!

*- uhh does anyone else hear dr.dre playing??

*- We said piats and laughed for atters!

*- ok, this is called the wet dry section....i have no idea why, i mean really, none of us know.."

*-i hate that jon and kelly.......................................ok, so i suddenly like jon

*- what happened last night? ..ohhh yeah! on your bed
 
*- yeah, she used to have an imaginary friend named Camato...she was japenese-canadian

*-so..did you guys LIKE that chicken? ..cause it almost made me throw up...twice
 
*-h-h-hello

*-i get to sleep on the cooat!
 
*-i cant wait til i get off............................work
 
*- wait.....wheres my shirt?
 
*-ohhhh..i'm tired
 
*-"mr algee, my hair smells really good, smell it"
"uhh, thats got jail time written all over it"
 
*- "whats our code?...uhh the dog flys at midnight"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....what???!!"
"the dog...flys at midnight...!"
 
*-e- " everyone has a boyfriend or girlfriend"
k- " not us...wooooooooo! "
e-   :o |
ks-  "bahahahaha"
k&e-  :o |   :o |
 
*- lunenburg high school high...its like that movie...high school high
 
*-"kelly did you see paradise hotel last night?"
"DID I!"
"uhh..yes, did you?"
 
*- mr.m - "kelly, why do you say no?"
     mark- "she doesnt..."
 
*-"if we werent soulmates this would feel reeeally awkward"
 
*- "appppril!!...jessica please!"
 
*-"..mmm,...i lllloooovvveee you!!"
-"uh kaylea, theres a vent in my wall.......they can hear you."
 
*-" so guys...whats YOUR bra size?"
 
*-e"why do you wear those earrings?"
k-"i dont know why do you wear that shirt?"
e"...cause its tight"
a"it sure is big boy ;)"
 
*- k- 'thats nick i know it is!'
    b-'no its not!'
     a-'only one way to find out!...niiiiiick'
     k-'hah oh god he looked!'
     a-'niiiiiick'
      k-'anna stop!'
      a-'uhh..i think we should leave now'
 
*- brandon levi hanhams -" she looks like one of those ladies that could chew really good "

*- km- "kelly i'm getting a new cat...my old one died due to kidney problems"

*- k- is that my mom?
    a- uhh no thats an 18 wheeler
    k- oh....god  !

*- " ummm is that police tape around that house?"
 " ohhh shit.."

*- ian makes me feel really special. he always tells me that i'm really special, it makes me feel special
 
*- m-"kell i got sidebangs...do you like them?"
     k-"nice"
     m-"have you ever seen them before?"
     k.."...umm...bangs?"
 
*- "how do you get up to that rooM?"
     "you............................fly"
 
*- we converted...........to country!

*- 'really...john denva?'
 'we're country..not british'

*- " I'M GONNA! "

*- "hey can i buy some of that?"
    "yeah but its gonna cost ya"

*-"my dads name is scott too........awwwkward!"

*- hey matt..wanna know where it hurts the most?

*-dont call me matthew...anything but matthew
"ok roderick"

*- ' kelly smiled at emily as she pretended to care..'

*- "....packs 2 smokes a day "

*- a- ' i really dont wanna go home, its cold there '
   k- 'i love this shirt! '
     .......................................................  :o|

*-     a- mickey the mouse!
       k-hahha...mickey the mouse?
       a- yeeeah that doesnt sound right
       k- its mickey mouse

       ** about an hour later** :
       a-yeeeah yeah, mickey the mouse is right

*- dave- i think we left the bottles upstairs...go see if theyre there
kelly- who?
dave- the bottles..
kelly- oh.

*- k- hah its gonna come back on us...we're gonna die
a&e- hahahahahaha
k- k guys...not funny

*- aaron to emily as she tries to put the lid back on the pickle jar : you BROKE the pickle container didn't you...ooh god ..if i wake up tomorrow and the pickles are spoiled i'll be sooome mad...

*- aaron- " the...mo-fats?"
    kelly - " moffats aaron...moffats"

*- sha sha sha shaaa

*- uhh..why is mrs.maloney a british man?

*- e-cannibals
    k-canni-balls?
    e-cannibals
    k-hah..oh..i thought you said cannibis

*- i'd like to make a deposite please..

*- move your knee..i cant see jessica!

*- hey jeica ..!
    'hahahahaha'

*- ' emily do you want top or bottom?...oooh man , thats a question i should noooot be asking you.. '

*- k- just get on me!
     e- hahaha...gymnastics is diiirty

*- ......... our feet are touching....

*- ' whos the husband...............is he white? '

*- mr m-shank...that must be you eh alex
     alex- uhh...yes

*-skank

*-hahahahahaha..what.

*- mmm pilates....what do those taste like?

*- k-where do we go now?
     e-customs
     k-what do we do there?
     e-...throw up!

*- but i dont wanna get rammed!!

*- TURBO!!!

*-kelly just do it!...get off me!

*-peanuts and...other..nuts.

*-i'm so sorry
i'm so black

*-well we don't know it...but we knowish it

*-came from the wind....comes from the wind...come from...the wind

*-uhh...this tshirt says g-spot

*-virgin airlines....you never forget your first time

*-alcoholics anonymous...come here if youre an alcoholic

*-mom i wanna come home
oh honey..just get smashed

*-sijke boes?!...i LOVE sijke boes!!

*-how fast do airplanes go?
really fast
   as fast as a car?!
like 10 times faster
    10 000 miles!!?

*- you rammed me...like a.....A RAM

*-i feel so honored
    so horny?

*- whats his name?
gavin.
      gabin?
gavin.
       gabin?
yes

*- she keeps going like this with all her words.
who?
     i do
i thought you said she
     ..i did

*- fine..but you gotta give me a swig of yours in london.

 

someday we'll learn..